Where is the food?

Not too much happened last week so here is combined week 4/5 thoughts/observations: 

• When crickets decide to be born and start roaming Western Province, they don't mess around.
• Casual dining service is supremely slow compared to back home.
• Paper towels are not a thing.
• The lack of clouds or humidity makes the sun feel hotter than it actually is.
• I saw a cop car.
• "All set" is not a phrase people understand. The word is "sorted." 
• There is no word for the act of raising one's shoulders as if to say "I don't know."
• Pep rallies are called big brags.
• Judging by the music playing while they were announced during a big brag, the Paul Roos chess team is a group of rock stars.
• There are only single stuf oreos.
• I don't think I've seen any Pepsi products.
• Wine is very inexpensive and abundant here in Stellenbosch.